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Monday, August 11, 2008

Congratulations India! First Individual Olympic Gold!

Abhinav Bindra, with an unassuming smile and utter disregard to the pressure around him, has brought to our Nation what many have failed to do. An Olympic Gold.

This is a moment that one needs to revel in. At last one of our boys/girls have managed to strike Gold at Olympics.

Congratulations, Abhinav Bindra and your family.

Congratulations India.

What a proud moment!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

...or we will cross the border!

That is the threat the Kashmiri Separatist Leaders (as media puts them, I wonder whether this effort of sugar coating the way the ex-terrorists are being addressed is an attempt to be politically correct or they fear that the minorities will stop watching their channel, or worse yet, because they are being threatened for their lives) are carrying now. They are all of a sudden worried about the economic disruption of Kashmir and the financial deprivation the current bandh is allegedly causing to the Fruit growers of Kashmir. So, what they propose to do is walk through Muzaffrabad, into the Pakistan occupied Kashmir (PoK), crossing the Line of Control (LoC) to sell the fruits. LOL!!!

What is that supposed to mean? The first thing that comes to the minds of these bloody militants is that they will take their commerce to Pakistan. Well they are the "Separatist Leaders" and since they make the peasants of Kashmir believe that they can expect a warm welcome and that their fruits are going to feed the inhabitants of the most sacred land of muslims, they are doing the right thing. However, our government that should have been infuriated by this anti-national sentiments being flaunted by these ex-militants and their senseless herds, have actually taken to an appeasement policy. Union Home Minister, Mr. Shivraj Patil announced vociferously and repititvely, that Govt. of India will buy all the fruit from these growers in order to show how much they are cared for and wanted in our country.

I couldn't but laugh on hearing this. What are we? A bloody Eunuchs' Republic of India???

Imagine the growling tummies of Pakis who are yet to know it means to eat a home grown fruit. A produce that is not imported at exhorbitant prices, but bought at the local rates. And luckily for them our thankless citizens of Kashmir the peasants who take the subsidies from Eunuchs' Republic of India, and dream about Pakistan like a ten year old with starry eyed dreams about a heaven that is on the other side of the fence, are willing to oblige over their own graves.

What are we doing, I wonder, as the citizens of this country, that will sooner than later nothing more than the backyard of a Terrorist Republic of Pakistan?

This is where they dump their waste (in the waters of India), experiment with the IEDs (blasts in different cities in different ways), pump the fake currency bills (that we carry in our pockets believing it was our hard earned money), come for gaining celebrity status (in reality shows, movies and music albums) and rubbish us in the game of cricket. I am sure, if you are Paki reading this post, you must be bloating with pride. Don't forget to write a thank you note to Uncle Manmohan. By the way, your Mush has done more for you being a dictator than Dr. Manmohan Singh will do in his lifetime for anyone, including himself (with the exception of Mrs. Sonia Gandhi.) Here is the latest from their intimate relationship.


By the way if you are an Indian reading this post, it is time to wake up and grab hold of the reality. This is not what we work our goddamn asses off for, fueling the economy of a country run by senseless egotists and spineless politicians who have no grip on reality be it in their personal lives or public.

We can't allow anyone to take our Govt. to ransom for such petty issues. What the likes of these Yasin Malliks and Mirwaiz Umar Farooqs are doing. They are not who decide the future of this country or Kashmir. Please wake up now and help others in your vicinity to wake up too. Time is running out...

Read more on Kashmiri Pandits' and on their plight at:
http://www.rootsinkashmir.org/
http://kashmiris-in-exile.blogspot.com/



Thursday, August 07, 2008

Play for India at Olympics

There is an interesting game on Facebook that I am playing. You need to predict Beijing 2008 Olympic winners and win points for your country. The country with the maximum points wins. The more people from your country, the more the chances of that country winning. I am playing for India.

Join me! See: myPicks Beijing 2008: India Fans Page

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

A Dialogue: J&K Burning? India Burning! Hindus Burning.

me: What does it take to belong to a Nation?

Me: Apparently, for Hindus it will take their extinction.

me: Why???

Me: For a simple reason, Muslims who used to be a minority once but have been labeled so for forever, need more attention and more pampering by the Government of India (aka Congress and any other political party that wants to rule India.)

me: Why?

Me: Muslims will vote for anybody who lets them live like uncivilized, uneducated, uncultured and unencumbered society that only fears a God, who only knows how to punish people. These Muslims (and my heart breaks to say because so many of them have been my friends) are the same old Hindus that converted when the Moughals came to rule the country, hoping that they will get all they wanted. And what they want they don't even know it today.

me: Why?

Me: These were bunch of people, and biologically speaking the genes that they were constituted of, with opportunistic streak. These were the human beings who never knew what they wanted at the first place so they converted to another religion and realized that the new religion couldn't tell them either, so they started disturbing the peace of others because they didn't know what to do with a life in which the only sacred thing to do was kill in the name of religion and it was indeed rewarding to know that you get 72 fairies to do once you reach heaven.

me: Why?

Me: It takes a lot of self-respect and responsibility to become the citizen of a Nation and they never had it in them. No matter which part of world they lived in, they simply could't belong to it. So what do they do? They start cribbing about pastures on the other side of the fence, since they are always greener.

me: Why?

Me: I don't know.

It started with Kashmir. Kashmir burnt and then went cold. So they burnt Bombay, which burnt and went cold. Then they burnt Godhra, which burnt and then went cold. So they realize to keep a fire burning you need to have endless fuel. So they start burning the whole country. Starting fires at multiple places one by one. And what will happen once the great Nation has burnt to Ashes, nothing. It will be another Nation.

me: Why?

Me: They don't know what to do with a life that is so full of fear of their Allah that the only thing they are allowed to do in their religion without any fear is praying to God 5 times a day and forcing non-Muslims to practice Islam. They live in this country, they eat the food grown here, they wear the clothes manufactured here, they enjoy the infrastructure and freedom of a prospering Nation and still try to burn it, because it is haram, to sit peacfully.

me: Why?

Me: Why, what?

me: Why the Fuck don't we do something about it?

Me: Simply because we are a nation of dumb citizens, dumb politicians and opportunistic "Minorities". I mean is it a joke or what? 50% of anything is reserved for people who can't manage to deserve anything in their lives and don't even call themselves Hindus with pride.

Me: Dr. Manmohan Singh, who gripes about no one respecting him in the parliament house, can't walk a few steps without hold Sonia Gandhi's palloo. And has the balls to tell the Nation that he will sign the Nuclear Deal no matter what and gets away with it.

Me: L K Advani, dreams about PM's office and forgets that it takes conscious effort in terms of maintaining a consitency in one's outlook about the world before one can convince a Nation of 1 billion what is right and wrong for them.

Me: Sonia Gandhi revels in her powerful position and secure future of her children, so what does she care who the fuck rules the country and what becomes of Kahmiri or Kashmiri Hindus, or Hindus in general.

Me: And our junta simply cares about who is the King of Bollywood? I mean that's all that matters when your neighbourhood is on fire, your streets are flooded with mayhem and there is no future for you or your children.

me: And I the gullible continues to say Jai Hind.

Me: I wonder for how long though, before they ban it since it may hurt the sentiments of certain minorities...

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