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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Junior is here for real!

Transgender man gets pregnant

Read the news here
Thomas Beatie, a transgender man of Oregon, gets pregnant by artificial insemination. He has decided to carry his child as he has said, "Wanting to have a biological child is neither a male nor female desire, but a human desire." (Photo: xinhuanet.com)


What more could you ask for, in the name of miracle or stupidity? We are heading for disaster in terms of maintaining equilibrium.

I simply don't know how to react to this news. And pray to God that this be just another one of those image morphing tricks and nothing more...

Amen!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Islamic Investment Opportunity - No Kidding!

Well the word Islam or Islamic never ceases to cause a sway of interests in the ordinary mortals like me. And just when you try to ignore propagandist remarks leading to separatist views for the denizens of this world, there comes a blow, right in your nose. I was scrambling through the market news, looking for a trace of the silver lining to this unfathomable dark cloud shrouding the Indian market, when I came across this link:

Can you beat it? Now there are guidelines on how you can invest in a Share Market if you are a practicing Muslim. Anything in the name of Islam! This is where I feel the whole Islamic view of condemning all that is haram begins to sound like a farcical thought. The link above is from the site MoneyControl.com. For all the readers that practice Islam, here is the link to the site http://iio.moneycontrol.com/

And there is nothing wrong in investing in the Share Market if you really now how to make a quick buck out of it. The share market functions on pure probabilities and speculations and doesn't offer any concessions to any religious sentiments observed by the investors. It could prove to be equally brutal or rewarding to a Hindu, Christian, Buddhist or a Muslim investor so there is no point in creating boundaries between human beings by setting up guidelines (that are baseless and futile) for a certain sect of people.

Take these for instance, borrowed from the site linked above,

Exclude companies if Total Debt divided by Trailing 12-Month Average Market Capitalization is greater than or equal to 33%.

Exclude companies if the sum of Cash and Interest Bearing Securities divided by Trailing 12-Month Average Market Capitalization is greater than or equal to 33%.

Exclude companies if Accounts Receivables divided by Total Assets is greater than or equal to 45%.
Is this is a joke really? Whether you practice Islam or not, why would you want to invest in a company that has Total Debt divided by Trailing 12-Month Average Market Capitalization greater than or equal to 33% anyway.

It gets more interesting when we read through the Principles ofShari'ah investment. Here they are http://iio.moneycontrol.com/principles.php .

For an educated mind this is the biggest farces ever created in the name of religion. To all of you who believe that Shari'ah investment is in anyway more Islamic than regular investment then what you need is a splash of cold water on your face, because you are not only confused about the share market, you don't even understand your belief system well.

A lesson to learn: A smart ass attempt on marketing ignoring the socio-cultural sensitivities can lead to a great disruption and segregation in society and this is an example of that.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Ask this kid about monsters!

These kids just don't stop to amuse me.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Landlord -Will Farrel

I have found it recently what video entertainment can really bring into your life. A completely new dimension to humour. You guys will love it, please don't forget to put on your head phones.
Asbolutely hilarious, this!

The Landlord

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Ha ha ha

I just don't want to say anything about this post, just watch with earphones and knock yourself out.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Dekoh Released !



http://www.dekoh.net/index.jsp

इस्को देखो और दिखाओ !

A product that my company "Pramati Technologies" has developed for the Internet Users community. It's an open source networking tool which allows you to share content on your desktop with you friends without you having to upload any data on to the internet.

It's a cool app, check it out and I will write more about it soon....

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Colors of Life

Beautiful colors, these! These are colors of life.
होली के दिन दिल मिल जाते हैं, रंगों में रंग घुल जाते हैं...


Indians celebrated Holi, the festival of colors, on 4th of March. Though some of them decided to play it a day earlier, leading to a great conflict about the actual date of Holi; except for this confusion, the festival was celebrated with the same old traditional enthusiasm it used to be when we were kids.

I can still remember my childhood days, when it was almost impossible to get a good night sleep on the eve of holi, for, the anticipation of next morning wouldn't let the sleep settle on you. We used to get up early in the mornings, around six and wait for the sun to shine in its full glory because that is when all the parents would allow the kids to come out on the streets, to smother each other in the vibrant colors of गुलाल (Gulal). The best part of playing holi was to be able to hurl water filled baloons on strangers without fearing adverse repercussions. We would hide on the terraces, our young bodies restless with volatile energy to aim the next passer by on the street with the precision of a sniper, because the kid with the highest hits would be treated as superior sharp-shooter by the rest. And the best part of celebrating Holi in Jaipur (where my family lives and I too used to live as a kid, since my dad was transferred there on the job) was the sweets. गुजिया (Gujia) and घेवर (Ghevar) were my favorite and it would be safe to assume that almost every other kid loved गुजिया as much as I did, for, that was the only sweet that would completely disappear within the moments of being brought to the fore.

As we grew older the attraction of holi also grew new dimensions for us. Early teens can be quite a yielding age for an average imaginative mind. The idea of smearing one's face with all the dirty dark colors and turning up at a friend's home and making him try to identify you hidden under the layers of unyielding colors can be quite an enjoyable experience if you are thirteen and believe that all the ideas that occur to you are ingenious and unique in the entire history of mankind. One of the other things that is included on one's agenda is to grab hold of an unsuspecting nerdy friend and drown him (not literally) in a tank filled with colored broth and treat him to the nasty and unfriendly-to-the-skin colors so that it takes him ten days to get the colors off his skin and a month to get them off his clothes.

The next stage of life is the late teens, when you are more interested in playing holi with a different section of your society: the opposite sex! Almost any and every person, from opposite gender, around you can give you an adrenalin rush with a mere thought of your hands running over their skin (or vice-versa), under the guise of playing holi. If you are lucky, these could be some of the most tantalizing moments your life that will play an essential part in the process of your growing up.

Next stage of holi in one's life is that of utter disgust! The early years of youth, for that is the time when you despise every single act of insignificance as a hurdle in your way to personal glory. You are more focused on serious things in life, like becoming independent, having a lifestyle, establishing yourself as a brand, earning laurels for your efforts and pocketing appreciation from your superiors and contemporaries alike and some good career deals to push you to a far more socially respectable stature.

Living a few years completely engrossed in achieving your goals in life, you tend to realize that you are missing out on fun. This is the time when you feel the need of having some close friends or one closer-than-the-rest friend in your life to share some memorable moments and/or do some romantic things with. This is when Holi meets us in an altogether different stage of life. The idea of playing holi sounds romantic and refreshing. Rubbing gulal on your partners face with the same zeal as used to be there in your childhood days, but only with a gentler movement of your hands, feeling your partner at same time letting them feel you through the colors of holi, colors of love and colors of life.


Holi is a festival that can refresh your spirit, whether or not you believe in its religious significance or spiritual importance. Holi is a festival that rejuvenates life which might otherwise be a batch of mundane chores that we have to do whether or not we like them. And as we all know Holi marks the advent of Spring too, in the cycle of four seasons, so in a way Holi is a symbolic game of colors, designed by our ancestors, to remind us the transitional nature of life and how important it is to enjoy every moment of it.

Happy Holi to you...

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

To Have And To Hold

Dusk is consuming the space around,
Silence heard and not a sound,
In the trees, in the grass, and in the sky,
The last signs of life, lie.

Outlines take a stronger define,
Just the silhouettes,and the lines.
Trails of a day, oblivious movements,
Rest, Contemplation and Reassurance.

Waiting eyes, a peaceful smile,
Restless glance spans the miles.
No promises, no expectations,
Just faith and determination.

She holds the light to my arrival,
And I pray for my survival.
Just to be with her one last time,
Hold her close to me, she's mine.

A need, she doesn't deny,
Yet doesn't crave for my,
Embrace, that would mean I am there,
And says "As long as I am in her heart,
She doesn't care."

Touch of her skin I do crave,
But there isn't much you can do,
From the grave.
I wish, I was there.

Friday, December 15, 2006

In Search of Wit...

Why does one turn skeptical? The general belief has it that people who can't achieve something turn against it and console themselves by negating the need of that thing:

GB Shaw said:

"Those who can, Do; Those who can't, Teach."

Not very far from reality. You give it your best shot and you fail. Either because it is a conspiracy against you (so you would like to believe) or your best was not good enough. And then comes the time to find someone to put the blame on. For, things that don't have a conscience, eventually become the poor victims of our critique. And to what objective, just to prove that they are not worth all the efforts invested in them.

The fun however is to have wit. A sense of humor, in order to detach yourself from the evaluation of a situation. You can't do it doesn't mean that no one else should ever try it either. Or that you should yourself never try it again. I tried my hand at a semi-porn fantasy somewhere in this blog and it was appreciated by a handful, though dismissed straightaway by most of my friends who believe I should invest my time in something more meaningful rather than wasting my talent in this apparently useless art of eroticism.

Alexander Pope says in his "Essay on Criticism",

In the search of wit these(poets) lose their common sense,
And then turn critics in their own defense.


Something that should be avoided as far as possible. Because the actual realization of your efforts is in analyzing why you went wrong, rather than dwelling upon self pity and effacement. You can turn on something as easily as cleaning you bowels when the pressure is great but the real test of character is in holding it back, hanging in there.


So the cowardly remarks like "There is whole world lying in front of you, forget about it." should be pro-actively discouraged and you should stick to your gun. You never know when you might fire that perfect shot. It's worth spending the whole life in trying to reach that perfect shot. No one and nothing is more important than that perfect shot of yours that is still there in your head and hasn't transcended into the physical world yet.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Roots In Kashmir

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